Tristan Thompson vs. Brandon Rush
Thompson plays center for the Cavs and Rush is guard for the Warriors, and these two players have racked an insane amount of stats. They both have been playing on professional teams for several years now and their careers are still promising.
Mr. Thompson: Can you stop hanging from the basket? We'd rather have you dunking on us. We wouldn’t mind having your large, strong, perfectly sculpted arms around us.
Mr. Rush: Even though you are not as tall as Mr. Thompson, there are several features we are definitely obsessed with. For example, those lips are spot on. We recommend you stop biting them, because we are getting prettyyy jealous.
Winner: Golden State Warriors
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