"Goodell is a bitch."

So I know this whole article may seem like it's biased, so in order to avoid any accusations of propaganda, I texted my dad asking if there's anything it girls need to know about the Superbowl so we could have a second opinion on the whole situation. As evidenced here, even HE said that Goodell is the worst. If you are going to take anything away from this article, it is that when in doubt this Sunday, just say "Goodell's a bitch." Feel free to improvise with insults. A rule of thumb: take any insult you have ever said about your ex-boyfriend, and replace the dude's name with "Goodell." 

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