Ms. NJ United States (heh) wants to be on the next season of Jersey Shore. [TMZ]
Alia Sabur, Long Island's very own awkward genius, says she can plug BP's oil leak. We'd make fun, but we really hope she's right. [Post]
Some New Yorkers own giant dogs. The pictures make us giggle. [NYDN]
So far, the reviews for Coney Island's Luna Park are pretty great. [WSJ]
Damn those urban mynah birds! [Curbed]