Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes are in NYC, both love their kids and are civil. Boring. [TMZ]
Plus, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCartney are tweeting all civil-like about their split. Will no one post a naked photo and an angry screed? [NYDN]
52nd street spewed flames! Yet another reason to hate midtown. [NYDN]
Catherine Zeta-Jones pleads for leniency for Michael Douglas's son Cameron, swears he usually doesn't suck so much. [Post]
NJ chiropractor is like Speed Racer, but slower, and because of greed rather than love of racing. [NJ]
The worst Hamptons summer omen ever: baby whale beached! [Post]