Remember the day we met? You were out to lunch with some friends and you saw me from across the room. I think I was just, like, in a salad that day.
I'm pretty sure I didn't even look that good. The lights in that place were awful and I was just lying there, hungover, under a slimy tomato. But I heard your voice across the room, talking about me to your friends.
You said, "Can you believe I've never had avocado? Not even in, like, guacamole! That's it, I'm gonna do it. I'm ready." And you smiled with a wicked little gleam in your eye. And I just knew ...
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