Facebook Status Report Roundup And Twitterific Tweets

Peter Davis is back in NYC and stoked to toast Paper's Beautiful People tonight and NOT have any jet lag. First stop: Starbucks! 40 minutes ago

@sorayad Every now and again I invite my whole address book to join me on LinkedIn. My housekeeper, Etela, was excited by our e-connection. Love her. about 1 hour ago from web

@johncmayer Robot wanted: must be able to brush my teeth and wash my face while I lay in bed, plug my Blackberry in and turn off my lights. $1200/wk about 4 hours ago from web

@JoelMadden Just got home from Djing at myhouse. not "my" house. but a popular club in LA. Twas fun. about 5 hours ago from web

@rustyrockets I demand a new breakfast cereal called "Lucky fags" honey-nut clusters, with chocolate, jam sandwiches and cigarettes in it -GOOD MORNING! X about 5 hours ago from web

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@AdrienField Finally happy with my novel synopsis thanks to editing from Anita. Sending out to agent tomorrow! Yay for productivity! about 8 hours ago from web

Jules Darling Kirby too excited to catch some waves in a few hours i can't sleep! 8 hours ago

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@peterfeld Madoff's investment strategy was inspired by the Exodus from Egypt. There wasn't enough time for the dough to rise. about 10 hours ago from mobile web

@DBTH Not at greenhouse and loving it about 11 hours ago from TwitterFon

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@virtualoliver Can you get fat in two weeks? I think that just happened to me. about 14 hours ago from web

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