Facebook Status Report Roundup And Twitterific Tweets

Jesse Oxfeld Danny Meyer, unsurprisingly (though, frankly, a little bit surprisingly, makes an excellent stadium taco. 28 minutes ago

Nur Khan - Rose Bar tonite, LA tomorrow , Coachella Friday.... about an hour ago

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Malcolm Harris had an incredible work-out at the gym... Ran into an old friend (Uniqe formerly of PM and now Merkato 55) and had a lifting contest like we were teenage boys. LOL!!! Now a quick 10 minute mediatation and then it's off to Cain to see my girl Ms. Amanda Lepore... (Did I drop enough NYC names in this post??? I might need a dust-pan to scoop them up... LOL!!!) about an hour ago

@IsabelWilkinson Best line I've heard all night: girl with a Jeff Koons diamond on her roof to her neighbor: "I hear you can see my Koons!" Sounds so dirty! about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

@jimmyfallon We are nominated for a Webby! about 3 hours ago from web

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@carolhan Your friend Carol wants you to become a StyleCaster! Click on the link below to join. http://www.stylecaster.com/... about 3 hours ago from web

@doreeshafrir The IRS wasted no time cashing my check. Guess citigroup needed the money. about 4 hours ago from TwitterFon

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Peter Davis is in "punk" black tie tonight for NYFC benefit: plaid jacket by tailor, white Thom Browne shirt, black Charvet bow tie, Jeans Shop black denim, black studded Bess combat boots, Elvis/Mark Ronson hair (must buy Winehouse-like hair piece to sport huge hair 24/7). 5 hours ago

@Lock Funny thing about being at Citi Field tonight: I feel like the last person I know to get here. about 5 hours ago from foursquare

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Ariel Ilana Moses if down by the hipster doesn't get their facts straight, i'm going to chris brown them. that's TWO back to back days of chris browning people. 6 hours ago

Keith Lissner is thrilled to announce Keith By Keith Lissner will be available for purchase from keithlissner.com starting Monday April 20th!! Woo hoo. Cute dresses...cute price. 7 hours ago

@TheEllenShow http://twitpic.com/3dant - I had a dream last night that I was "17 Again." This is what I looked like. about 7 hours ago from TwitPic

Jules Darling Kirby am i the only one who does not see the appeal of going all the way to Cali for Coachella? The line up is a bunch of has-beens (except for 10 minutes of Girl Talk and my friend Steve Aoki), but 3 days of Morrissey & McCartney? you can have it hipsters. 10 hours ago