Facebook Status Report Roundup And Twitterific Tweets

Kelley Hoffman Zac Efron is from SLO? Maybe went to hebrew school with him, or prob just gonna start saying I did, for tween cred. 27 minutes ago - via Twitter

Noelle Hancock is unbelievably proud of her boyfriend Nick and the NY Times metro staff for winning a Pulitzer Prize today. about an hour ago

@carney I've been experimenting with martini recipes lately. I've discovered that whichever recipe you use for the third one is always the best. about 2 hours ago from web

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Peter Davis is debating what day to fly to Los Angeles. Do I stay for the Obsessed premiere/party on Thursday night for Beyonce moments or just jet to LA La Land sooner? 2 hours ago

@scottharrison awesome soaking nyc is getting tonight. villagers in africa last week told us they got only one day of rain last year. of 365. about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

@johncmayer So close to tracking a new record... SO CLOSE. A matter of hours now. "Heartbreak Warfare" is up first. about 3 hours ago from web

@arielmoses nate archibald is going to columbia..get ready for the most useless 4 years of your life.. about 4 hours ago from web

@samantharonson she's not an idiot for being against gay marriage- ignorant would be a better term- i'm calling her an idiot for the "opposite" remark. about 6 hours ago from web

@keithlissner Shop shop shop shop shop www.keithlissner.com Did I mention shop?? about 8 hours ago from web

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@sorayad in 2 years working for @nytimes this was my most exciting day (sorry Obama). Keller's speech brought on tears & the photo desk caught them. about 8 hours ago from web

@nicknotned The writing is predictably excellent though. Choire and Balk should have just published on Twitter. The world's first Twitter-only mag! about 9 hours ago from Tweetie

@Britt4ChiChi212 the deluxe breakfast at McDonald's is 1350 calories. OMFG. about 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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Jt White there is nothing better to watch on 4/20 then TOM and JERRY. 11 hours ago

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