Facebook Status Report Roundup And Twitterific Tweets

Nick Cohen UES TrunkShow @ Alice + Olivia Bryant Park 40th street and 6th Ave All DAY!! about a minute ago

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@alexandraalexis inside the bon jovi party THe party to b at!!!! 6 minutes ago from mobile web

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@thecajunboy The 1st time I read "the WHO issues swine flu warning" in a headline I thought, "what the fuck does Roger Daltrey have to do with pig flu?" about 1 hour ago from web

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Wass Stevens is in the f'n desert, jonzing for Coffee Bean, and wondering how anybody could possibly LIVE here... Nothing beats that NYC crime and grime. 2 hours ago

@AdrienField Leaving Belvedere. Interviewed Estelle, Kelly Bensimon, Erin from The City and got amazing footage of it all! about 2 hours ago from twitterrific

@samantharonson i hate watching american idol in real time.... ugh- no one cares about the performances- we just wanna know the results! about 3 hours ago from web

Garrett Camp twitter needs a relevance filter. there are many people I want to follow, but I don't need their full firehose. 4 hours ago - via Twitter

Scott Buccheit 's newest cat is getting fat. But she still has a beautiful face and a great personality. 5 hours ago

@Bethenny just found out that I made the NYT Bestseller list for the 7th week in a row! WOW! about 6 hours ago from mobile web

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@kevinrose i'm all for renaming swine flu to 'bacon flu'. bacon flu sounds far less scary and slightly tasty about 7 hours ago from Tweetie

Jessica Coen Nothing keeps your ego in check quite like putting your jeans in the dryer. 8 hours ago - via Twitter

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@jenny8lee obama is good for the bottom line. @nytimes has sold $2 million worth of obama merchandise (book, commemorative editions, etc.) about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck