Facebook Status Report Roundup And Twitterific Tweets

@misswill Kelly Bensimmon is nuts and uneducated. She is bizarre and rarely makes any sense at all. She speaks in circles. 8 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

@scottharrison Janelle Monet just performed at nyc @charitywater event at hudson hotel. Phenomenal. about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

Peter Davis wants Adam Lambert to win American Idol and then come out after I restyle him...less Hot Topic, more haute punk like Margiela and Dior Homme (and I'll make him shed 15lbs). An OUT cover waiting to happen! Vote Adam!! about an hour ago

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Nur Khan - lookin' forward to Glastonbury... 2 hours ago

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@keithlissner Going to meet douglas Marshall 4 fun nite out. Can't wait to see tatiana (tonights host) wearing keith by keith Lissner. about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific

@dizzyblazeberg Just witnessed lady on this plane drop a pill. Do I tell her? Do I take it? What if its female hormones and I wake up in Venice with tits? about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry

Stephanie M Wei OMG, the Tumblr server is DOWN! I smell panic amongst all the social misfits on the inter-webs!!! (myself included, duh) 4 hours ago

Christopher London IS FORCED TO ROOT FOR THE BOSTON CELTICS BECAUSE THE DOLAN FAMILY HAS DESTROYED THE NEW YORK KNICKS FRANCHISE. 5 hours ago