Facebook Status Roundup And Twitteric Tweets

Malcolm Harris What I've learned today: Never get upset when the media doesn't have the decency to retouch your photo before going to print (Great job NYMag - LOL!!!) about an hour ago

@thecajunboy I want to cuddle with Zach Greinke right now. His value to my fantasy squad means THAT much! about 1 hour ago from web

@rainnwilson May the 4th be with you! Happy Star Wars day everyone! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie

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@gillianhearst Surprise birthday party at lure fishbar, and great group-scott, naeem, eric richman, lvillians, sis, richie rich and Bon Jovi was there about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

@rachelsklar Me: "Have you ever dated such a good girl as me?" Him: "Not since I learned there were bad girls in the world." about 3 hours ago from mobile web

Naeem Akil Delbridge is happy bday gillian!! 4 hours ago

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@dizzyblazeberg I love following Anderson Coop and the fashions. It's like, WWD losing it on Kate's shoes. Then Andy: "Rage and death in Shenandoah" So real about 5 hours ago from web

Peter Davis just spotted Ali Larter at Urth Cafe...she's a pretty chick but not someone to obsess over. 6 hours ago

Rex Sorgatz When url shorteners are the new hot industry, the internet terrorists have won. 7 hours ago

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@caro So what do you think: Will the Kindle announcement on Wednesday have a slant more toward print media or toward academia? Or neither? about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck