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Fact: the GofG car is a Range Rover.
Fact: That doesn't mean we want to drag race with the other 100,000.
Fact: Just because you care about owning the newer model doesn't mean we do.
Fact: Actually, at times we'd rather not own one at all because
Fact: Range Rovers are unwieldy beasts with confusing sound systems and
Fact: Our GPS doesn't work.
Plus, the combination of the Hamptons, our gender, the rover, and our difficulties maneuvering it puts us two Burberry polos away from being a cliche.