Burger King's New York Pizza Burger
At this point, things have gotten so out of hand I'm not even sure where to begin.
This sesame-seed ottoman was actually once sold in New York's Whopper Bar (yes, that's a thing) and clocks in at 2,520 calories. Apparently it is meant to be eaten. By like, people.
This culinary nightmare is composed of four beef (?) patties, "pesto-flavored" mayo (I am slightly uneasy), and a truck load of marinara sauce.
I suppose if you are the type of person to end up in a Whopper Bar, you deserve to eat this.
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