Camillagate, or Tampongate
After Squidgygate - the surfacing of recorded telephone conversations between
Princess Diana and intimate friend James Gilbery, in which he repeatedly called her "darling" and "squidgy" -came the awful sequel of Camillagate, a raunchy recording of
Prince Charles and Camilla.
Responding to his married paramour's declarations of love, the prince replied,
"[I want to] live inside your trousers ... as a tampon."
Err...You'll have to change him eventually, Camilla!
[Camilla and Prince Charles, Photo via]