Washington Nationals pitcher Wilson Ramos kidnapped [WSJ]
Mitt Romney prefers lakes to oceans [Reliable Source]
Chris Matthews and SNL's Darrell Hammond have a "ha-off" [Yeas & Nays]
Michelle Obama and Oprah share the same [jet-setting] makeup artist [Politico]
Newt Gingrich loves "Bridesmaids" movie [Politico]