Scary article about rising sea levels' effect on Chincoteague and Assateague [Washington Post]
White House Correspondent's Dinner is Scarlett Johannson's favorite party [Yeas & Nays]
Rita Jenrette's famous Capitol steps sex scandal from the '80's was MADE UP! [Reliable Source]
First family spotted shopping at Kramerbooks on Small Business Saturday [NBC Washington]
Elite gay Washington couple throws lavish wedding, Diana Ross is the surprise guest [Reliable Source]
Underground tunnels are being dug underneath the White House [Washington Post]