Joan Rivers doubts the District will buy her book (and hates us for it) [Politico]
Did Obama reference Michelle's, um, "oral skills" at a speech in LA? [The Blaze]
George H.W. Bush does not have Beiber Fever [Politico]
In the shadows of the possibility of DC's first whitemayor, stats show that DC is home to three of America's most-whitened zip codes [District of DeBonis]
Phi Phi O'Hara and DiDa Ritz of RuPaul's Drag Race were seen at Commissary and no one really cared [Distriction]
The Corcoran Gallery of Art is considering moving out of the District but wants to hear from you [The Examiner]
Cry-Baby John Boehner disses dashing Luke Russert [GofG]
In "This-Guy-Is-Still-Around?" News, Pauly Shore is filming in DC [Yeas and Nays]
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