OMG! Joe Biden (1/2) Naked In The Hamptons

Apparently, the Hamptons is (are?) the place to be.  We already knew that, but Joe Biden confirmed our suspicions when he graced an East End beach.  Topless!

While it is understandably not a good idea to get too close to a half naked Vice President, the paparazzo responsible for these shots swears the object of his lens is none other than Joey B.

Enjoy/imagine what Biden really looks like shirtless, since the only way to really see Biden in these pics is with your mind's eys:

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No, the babe in the foreground is not Biden.  His legs haven't been that toned since the election (he just can't find the time to work out these days).

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If we interpret this image correctly, it looks as if Mr. VP is about to lather on some SPF.  Atta boy, Biden.  Way to set an example for fellow beach goers.

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These characters were situated right behind Joey B.  Secret Service?  We should hope so.  Who knows what could happen to Biden all alone on the beach?  Sand castle competitions?  Being unwittingly buried in sand? Ohh--topless women?  Thank goodness he had some muscle.  Things could have gotten really hairy out there.

[photos via]