What's Next For Georgetown? A Botox Drive-Through?

by ARIELLE KRIEGER · June 22, 2010

    Stress has many sources: not taking much needed vacations; wild co-workers who insist on showing you pictures of their pets with a frequency that should be reserved only for human children; not being sure whether or not you used a condom on Saturday night.  Stress does a number on our health, you know, on our insides.  But what we all really care about is how we look on the outside, and on the outside stress equals wrinkles.

    This summer Georgetown welcomes Dr. Ayman Hakki and his speed botox services to the neighborhood.  Hoping to cater to “D.C.’s on-the-go, beauty-driven community,” apparently a neglected scene in D.C., Luxxery Express Medical Spa is set to open up shop on July 1st. And if the idea of botox being quick and speedy doesn't ease your nerves, maybe you'll feel comfortable knowing you can get your Real Housewives of D.C. look from a man who has been featured on MTV's 'True Life: I Want Breast Implants.' Yep, an MTV star quickly injecting needles into your face, with no appointment necessary!

    We're getting wrinkles just thinking about how frightening this sounds.

    via WCP