If you haven't seen the music video with Obama in it, well 'Whoomp Here It Is'...[Wonkette]
Looks like Helen Thomas is headed to her own home, for good. [WaPo]
Technology: The new ADHD [NYT]
Sandra Bullock kissed Scarlett Johansson at the MTV Movie Awards, and everyone was like, "Ahhh! One lady has never kissed another lady before!" [TMZ]