The Gulf oil spill could lead to an "Earth-extinction event." Happy TGIF! [Slashdot]
What the GOP will do if they return to power. [WaPo]
Tea Party gets so worked up it must have had coffee. [Wonkette]
Obama hugs New York Times reporter. Conservatives froth at the mouth as liberal Jewish East Coast Socialist elite conspiracy theories are confirmed. [Politico]
It will be easier than ever to get wasted at Preakness this year. [WaPo]