Cat Ommanney from the Real Housewives of D.C. poked fun at the news of Michaele Salahi's "kidnapping."
Underneath a picture of her sunbathing happily in a pool, she wrote, "I too was kidnapped today and it was bloody awful..."
By the way, can someone dial up a show for miss Ommanney? We're all dying to know what kind of trouble she's getting into--and any updates on the Prince Harry situation.