Arizona continues to terrify rest of nation by proposing a ban on ethnic studies. [Politico]
Carla Bruni masters the art of the overshare by telling a repulsed Michelle Obama about her sex life with Sarkozy. [CNN]
Eliot Spitzer needlessly inserts himself in the national discussion again, says he did not date Elena Kagan at Princeton. [Wonkette]
Fewer tourists invaded D.C. last year. [WaPo]
Which might be why Washington rolled out the red carpet for Hamid Karzai. [NYT]