Talk About A Sh*tty Idea
She was on a date with her boyfriend and they both got back to her place. He want to the bathroom and then she went in. While in there he calls to her “Hey did you see what I left you?”
She said, “I’m not looking in there, you’re gross.”
She then opened the door to ask him what the hell?
He then said “You ruined the surprise, I taped your engagement ring to the underside of the seat cover.”
(Sad, but) true story.