First Clooney, now this? Sorry ladies, our other favorite seemingly-eternal bachelor Johnny Depp is now officially off the market. Sure, we knew he's been engaged to sizzling starlet Amber Heard for a while now, but according to various reports, the couple has already tied the knot. The deed was done on Tuesday at Depp's home in Los Angeles and will apparently be followed up by a second celebration on the actor's private island. Since there hasn't been a Mrs. Johnny Depp in about three decades (a one Lori Anne Allison held the title from 1983 to 1985), this is kinda a big deal. The two met in 2010 on the set of The Rum Diary and ultimately fell in love amid the drugs, alcohol, and violence on set - just like something out of a, well, Johnny Depp movie. OK, we joke, but we're genuinely excited for the newlyweds. We'll even go a step further and say he's going to make a great hubby. Seriously! Hear us out...