In news that is surprising to no one, infamous photographer Terry Richardson and his soon-to-be baby mama, Alexandra “Skinny” Bolotow, hosted a lewd, penis-filled baby shower to celebrate their journey into "responsible" parenthood.
According to Instagram, Bolotow (who is pregnant with twins) wore a crop top that read "I should have swallowed." Classy. The bash featured penis printed tablecloths strewn with condoms and phallic lollipops, a cake depicting a naked Bolotow with two Terry-esque babies coming out of her you-know-what, and gift bags with custom condoms printed with the twins' ultrasound. Guests included Martha Stewart because we all know she would never miss a cheeky affair like this one. Click through for the photos and in any case, mazel tov!
[Photo via @terryrichardson]
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