If your version of pumpkin-carving is anything like ours tend to be (re: your friends have all gotten too drunk off of the boozy cider slushies to focus on the task at hand and have given up to watch Hocus Pocus), then we've got some good news for you. You don't have to settle for a spectacularly bad, half-carved Jack-O-Lantern. Instead, you can just call for a weekend trip and head to one of these spectacularly good pumpkin fests; no gross gourd-gutting required.