How To Get A $180 Driving Ticket In Westhampton

Want to know how to get a driving ticket while driving down Westhampton's Main Street without actually breaking one traffic violation? It's very simple and involves picking up your cell phone and pressing dial while behind the wheel. Aware that driving while talking on the cellular was illegal in the state of New York? Yes. Aware that people actually got pulled over and ticketed for this violation? No. In honor of the law and my $180 driving-while-chatting-ticket (more expensive than speeding 10 miles over limit, running a red light or stop sign, making a U-turn, and no seat belt, by the way) I will carry my iPhone ear piece with me at at all times and check out GeekSugar's list of hands free gear perfect for cruising (safely) through the East End with no $180 tickets in your way...