The Curious Case Of The Nick And Toni's "Good Looking" Trio

by Maggie McGlinchy · August 17, 2011

    The New York Post reported yesterday that on Sunday night, the most coveted table at Nick and Toni's in East Hampton was not occupied by Paul McCartney, Nancy Shevell, Steve Buscemi, Anne Hearst, Jay McInerney or Danny Meyer, who were all there dining, but instead but a group of unidentified hotties. The Post described them as, "an attractive trio of 20-somethings, a sylph-like blond and two buff men." A random group of beautiful twenty-somethings got the coveted table over Sir Paul!? They must've been smokin hot and really important right? Apparently not, because the hostess didn't even know who they were but simply seated them there because they were so gorgeous. If only Derek Zoolander could see them now. [Photo via]

    But wait a second, everyone seems to be okay on just giving up on who they actually were and just settling on agreeing that they were just pretty unknowns? Well, I decided to dig through some of our albums over the summer to possibly find these good looking 20-somethings. Here's what I found:

    Okay, so this photo is from the gallery of the Harboring Hearts Summer Fete event this past weekend, which seemed like a good place to start, considering whoever was at this party was in the Hamptons this weekend and therefore a likely candidate to be at Nick and Toni's on Sunday night. However, the only likely candidates were these three pictured above, but they don't match the description. It is a two girl, one guy ratio and although the bro in the middle is definitely in shape, he's not as buff as I was expecting him to be. Next!

    So again, swing and a miss on the guy/girl ratio, but these girls seem to be likely to be the pretty, blonde girl, no? Possibly. Anyway, let's keep looking.

    So, first of all, I would like to say that I think it's funny that this photo is clearly cropped and just of this guy because I have no idea who he is, which plays into the whole unidentifiable hot trio mystery. He is not super buff, but he is good looking and was apparently good looking enough to be cropped out of a group photo.

    These two girls were at the same polo event as the guy above and they are all blonde, which makes me wonder if they could possibly all be friends? And maybe like to dine at Nick and Toni's?! But I won't give up on the search just yet...

    THESE TWO. Okay, so I think this is a classic case of trying too hard to be good looking, which I don't think was the case at Nick and Toni's, so we can move on, I just thought this picture was funny.

    While these guys are definitely falling under the "pretty boy" category, they are certainly not buff enough - they got the skinny lean look going on. But contenders all the same I suppose.

    These guys are most definitely buff. And they're models! I think we're on the right track here, but I think Nick and Toni's probably requires you to wear a shirt, so maybe not...

    Okay, okay here are two good looking guys, both buff but not blonde and possibly brinking into the 30's range and not 20 somethings. Next!

    This is my pick ladies and gentlemen! One of these two had to be involved, right? They are both very good looking, very fashionable, definitely young and could probably attract some good looking friends to dine with them.