Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by KRISTIN LUCIANO · August 3, 2009

    Could it be true? The East Hampton Library is having a hard time adding on a new children's reading wing because the zoning board believes it will attract lower class people to the library?! Since when do children's books attract the poor? [Page Six]

    The 2009 Hamptons Designer Showhouse is reportedly already under contract to be sold at a price close to its asking price of $8.45 million. With all of the real estate woes in the Hamptons, the sale of this home might be just what the East End needs [Newsday]

    Curious to see what and where several Hamptons establishments fell on the Socialitopoly board; Vanity Fair's social version of the classic board game, Monopoly. [Gawker]

    We are not expecting women to flock to Hamptons beaches with the excitement of tanning topless but this news may make a few people happy. New York State is the only state in the United States where it is legal for women to be topless in public, so long as it is not for commercial purposes [Naturistaction]

    An ice cream truck driver was arrested in Long Island this past weekend after police discovered cocaine and marijuana inside his sweet treat vehicle. Let's just hope that when the little kiddies asked for extra sprinkles, that was all they were getting [HP]