How To Catch Yourself A Surfer Dude This Summer

In the words of the rad Jeff Spicoli, all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine. The chillest of the chill and the most adventurous of the daring, they are the water riders and rip curl catchers who glisten on the shore, board in hand. Is it their salty sun-kissed skin and beachy waves? or radical rip curling' calves? Whatever it is that throws us off the Richter, we will hang 5, 10, 15, 20 to leash one to our board. No easy game of catch and release, we suggest throwing your net wide, releasing some bitchin' bate, and reeling in one catch of a surfer. Don't worry, we won't leave you high and dry, we have the secrets to the takeoff and ripping of dating a water glider, wave rider.

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