Stupidity is not extinct. No matter where you go, or what you do, you will inevitably encounter people, places and things that will make you squint your eyes, tilt your head and whisper to yourself 'what the actual f*#k?'; summertime in the Hamptons is no exception. In the land of success, wealth and extravagance, you can always find a fab party with chic people, dope music and bubbly booze. We love that part. Seriously. What we don't like, is that there are too many people choosing to get behind the wheel after having one too many vodka-spritzers. That's a big no no. 

Now if you've spent enough time out east, you probably know how outrageous the prices are for yellow-cab taxi services. If you think that $150 from Bridgehampton to Southampton is insane, you don't even want to know what it costs to get to Montauk... And that's just one way. We're all for skipping the cab fare and driving to the party but do you really want to be turning down cocktails when everyone is turning up? No, not really.

That's why we've rounded up our three favorite ways to get around the Hamptons so that you can party like a rock star without worrying about your car, or spending a small fortune.