Southampton

Rather than paddle boarding or tossing around a volleyball on the beach, your summer is instead spent in a more stationary position -  laying out, working on your brightly colored designer bikini tan lines from the safety of your pool swan float, hidden from the plebeian world behind towering boxwood hedges. 

A lover of comfort, you're apt to do your best to make everything come to you. Tennis lessons in the back yard. Cocktails on the patio. Dinner parties in the pool house. Your Howard Hughes home-body instincts have turned you into a bit of a Tory Burch-esque entertainer - because really, with a set up like yours, who would leave? All of the shops on Main Street have websites that deliver anyway, do they not? And please, do you know how long of a drive Surf Lodge is?!

[Photo via @yin2myyang]

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