With all this talk of "The Holidays," we got to thinking about Seinfeld. Well, we're always thinking about Seinfeld, but now we actually had a reason: Festivus. The airing of grievances, the lack of tinsel. It all sounds amazing amid this rush of Christmas kitsch. So why not actually celebrate it, and other perfect fictional holidays? Click through for some of our favorites, but no, we're not including Chrismukkah because most of the JAPs we know already consider that one real.