Merlinpeen
You know those terrible, annoying Secret Santa games with too many rules that leave you with a giant tin can of stale popcorn? You can now thank 30 Rock and the invention of Merlinpeen for getting out of it. Also known as the Holiday of Mouth Pleasures (OK), traditions include meat-lovers pizza and gentle flossing performed by a blonde virgin. Try to find one and you'll be set!
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