@tomer_sr

tomer_sr

"Hey Betsy, it's Sarah. Wait - shh, stop talking - I just really need to vent right now. Ugh, I'm soooo confused. Do you remember Justin? Yeah, the one from 1Oak. Well, he sent me these totally tacky Hermés bracelets and I was just like hmm 'thankss.' Okay, wait, shh again - it gets worse. I just got home and Brad, yeah the one from East Hampton that named his inflatable unicorn Matilda, sent me like a million bottles of Moët. I know, I know, it's like he's calling me a fat alcoholic. Who am I? Abby Lee Miller? Love is sooo unfair."

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