1. I'm Not Your Sugar Daddy
We have all been in a relationship where you are the sugar daddy (or mommy). You pay for meals, drinks, drugs, condoms, travel expenses, new clothes, etc... Enough is enough! The UK is done paying for the EU's frivolous life. When is it the UK's turn to be treated to a night out? What are they getting out of this relationship except more debt and stress? What a needy little bitch! If you really loved the UK you would want it be happy and take this time to grow instead of holding it down and needing it to take care of yEU.
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