3. I Can Change
Why you gotta be like that? Things can be different! Let's just talk about it. If you leave me I'm going to fall to pieces (literally). This isn't totally a joke. When the UK leaves, it will open the door to numerous questions about the EU.
It's not you, it's me! The UK thinks the EU is fine and dandy but it personally cannot be part of it. It's not in the mood for such an intense relationship and wants to work on itself and rebuilding their economy and providing a safer and better UK before helping others. They do tell you to secure your own mask before helping others. The EU needs to be strong in the next few days as it will be the biggest breakup since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
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