If you still can't seem to swing a spot at The Polo Bar, and never have a smidge of luck grabbing a table at Ralph's Coffee, well, times may be changing.
That is if you're willing to cross the Atlantic. This Thursday, January 12th, the ever-classic brand that's filled the world with God knows how many pony blazoned polos is opening up Ralph's Coffee & Bar inside their Regent Street flagship store in London.
In true posh style, all you born, bred Sloanes and try-hard toffs can expect nothing but the best of modern equestrian accoutrement.
If you're stuck in New York, well there's always the Brooks Brothers Cafe.