"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" 80s Action Stars, Ryan Lochte Come Out For the "Expendables 2" Hollywood Premiere & Afterparty

Sylvester Stallone Sly didn't return to the director's chair for this sequel to 2010's The Expendables, and while he's actually a very skilled director (need I remind you the man is a legitimate Oscar winner?), it may be for the best, as this would allow him to focus on being the grizzled older gentleman we know he's so good at being on-screen. Side note, you really have to appreciate just how iconic your film-making career has been when multiple people are showing up with boxing gloves for you to sign and you've never been an actual professional boxer. [via]