"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" 80s Action Stars, Ryan Lochte Come Out For the "Expendables 2" Hollywood Premiere & Afterparty

Dolph Lundgren Amazing Dolph Lundgren story number one: he originally came to America on a Fulbright Scholarship to M.I.T. pursuing a Ph.D. in chemical engineering. Though he dropped out of the program to pursue modelling and acting, that means he's not only a 6'5" He-Man (no, seriously, he played He-Man), but he's also smarter than you. Amazing Dolph Lundgren story number two: in 2009, masked robbers broke into his villa in Spain, tied up his wife, and started demanding money and jewelry. Although Dolph himself wasn't home, when the robbers saw him in a family photo and realized who they were robbing, they freaked out, dropped the loot and fled in fear. I am not making a word of this up.