Seriously though, you basically have to come from a family that's rich enough to own horses in order to start playing polo, right? There's no "polo club" you can sign up for at the Y. I'd like to see a movie where Keanu Reeves or Josh Lucas or some other talking piece of cardboard coaches a ragtag polo team made up of a scrappy group of inner-city youths, and they only have like two diseased, elderly horses and everyone else rides dogs or something, but they believe in themselves and overcome obstacles and beat the rich kids from the local boarding school and then at the end maybe the snotty evil coach played by Shooter McGavin gets kicked in the head by a horse or something? I haven't really thought this through just yet.