Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Madonna
Gwyneth Paltrow has rubbed a lot of people the wrong way, including (but not limited to) NASA, medical experts, and solid foods. We're sure the tribes and minorities whose New Age traditions she capitalizes off of for a pretty penny don't like her much either. But long before Goop, Gwyneth still was known to have some enemies. One that you forgot about? Madonna. Yes, the singer Madonna. Madonna and Gwyneth were BFFs back in the mid 2000s because they're both blonde, famous, out of touch, and I'm pretty positive Gwyneth dabbled in Kabbalah like Madonna did at some point. They ended up having a falling out over their mutual personal trainer, Tracy Anderson. Madonna fired Tracy for some reason, and told Gwyneth that she should fire her too. Classic bestie move, right? Because best friends have to have the same enemies! So Madonna cut Gwyneth off because Gwyneth refused to let Tracy go. Gwyneth is best friends with Tracy still, and they even opened a Manhattan eatery together! She actually subtly-but-not-so-subtly fired shots at Madonna on her website, calling her, "insufferable" and said their friendship made her feel "drained, empty, and belittled." Hey girl, we've all had friends like that. Gwyneth Paltrow is for once, just like us, huh? So we're assuming they're never gonna kiss and makeup much like Madonna did with Brit at the VMAs.
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