Gwyneth Paltrow Celebrated Her Birthday In The Most Gwyneth Paltrow Way Ever

by Stephanie Maida · September 28, 2021

    Of course Gwyneth Paltrow, peddler of vagina candles, occasional smoker of cigarettes, is a Libra. Girl is all about enjoying the finer things in life while perfectly maintaining balance. You know, yoga and green juice some days, psychedelics and pasta others...

    So when it came to her big 49th birthday this week, Miss Jade Egg herself celebrated in true Gwyneth Paltrow fashion: nude, outside, in a bathtub, shamelessly showing off for her adoring public. Who else could make wellness look a little risqué?"... stroke="none" stroke-width="1" fill="none" fill-rule="evenodd">
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    We mean, we guess they don't call it your "birthday suit" for nothing...

    [Photo via @gwynethpaltrow]