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Danielle (Danielle Steel) I'll admit, if any novelist was going to get their own scent, it would probably be Danielle Steel, the undisputed queen of romance novels (and, terrifyingly enough, all novels—she's the 8th best-selling non-fiction author of all time). Still, it makes you wonder why we had to stop at her. Can Nicholas Sparks get a scent too—melancholy, with uplifting notes at the end, highly carcinogenic? What about a John Grisham cologne, made entirely from recycled bottles of his previous cologne? Or something really left-field, like a completely odorless Jean-Paul Sartre scent? I guess we'll just have to make due, for now. [photo via]
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