How Will Madonna's Perfume Stack Up Against The Silliest Celebrity Fragrances Of All Time?

Cumming (Alan Cumming) Because at some point, we've all wanted to smell like an androgynous, bisexual Scot who is basically the Andy Dick of legitimate theater. Or Borris from Goldeneye. Even if this fragrance lived up to its oh-so-clever name and gave you a spontaneous, head-splitting orgasm upon smelling it, it would still not be worth the embarrassment of owning Alan Cumming's cologne. For the mental health of all involved, I hope this ad did not feature one of those sample-smell flaps when it was in magazines. [photo via]