Kim Kardashian's Butt Is Now A Literal Pool Floatie

by Millie Moore · April 7, 2017

    Award shows are outdated and pretty much just glorified fashion shows at this point, so winning a Grammy or Oscar is kind of...démodé. Anyone can get Twitter or Instagram verified. It doesn't take much more than a pulse and a social media following to become famous these days. The ultimate litmus test for making it *big*? When your ass becomes a pool floatie.

    Whether you like it or not, Kim Kardashian has demonstrated business acumen and has become quite the savvy entrepreneur. She pioneered celebrity iPhone games and emojis amongst a plethora of other accomplishments. Not bad for a girl with no talent, right? Her latest endeavor is something we're obsessing over: a pool floatie in the shape of her famous derriere. This is almost serendipitous because our swan floaties popped by the end of Summer 2016 (not to mention they remind us of Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's Fourth of July celebration/cringeworthy PDA fest in Watch Hill last summer). At $100 a floatie, this gives Ludacris' super smash hit "Moneymaker" a whole new meaning, don't you think?

    Even better, Kim's also been hocking limited edition festival merch adorned with KIMOJIs as well. Coachella is sort of totally cool with blazing up this year (because apparently at some point, it was a huge Coachella no-no), so Kim released KIMOJI lighters and rolling papers. There are tie dye phone cases, t-shirts, and snapbacks with a KIMOJI flair as well. We're also living for her flask, which is embellished with her "Still drunk from yesterday" KIMOJI. Cute, right?

    Warren Buffett and Tim Cook, take notes. You have a lot to learn from a businesswoman like our girl Kim.

    [Photos via @KIMOJI]