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Name: Blake Austin Griffin
Age: 22
Born/Raised: Oklahoma City, OK
Education: Oklahoma (drafted #1 overall by the Clippers in the 2009 NBA Draft)
Family: Parents Tommy and Gail, brother Taylor (25, currently playing pro basketball in Europe)
Career Accomplishments To Date: 2011 Rookie Of The Year, 2011 All-Star, 2011 All-Rookie First Team, 2011 Slam Dunk Contest Champion, 2009 Big 12 Player Of The Year, 2009 Naismith College Player Of The Year, 2009 John Wooden Award, 2009 AP National Player Of The Year, 2009 Adolph Rupp Trophy, 2009 Oscar Robertson Trophy, 2009 NABC Player Of The Year
What You Had Accomplished By Age 22: $80,000 in student loans, the ability to turn an apple into a bong
Resembles: A gigantic basketball Frankenstein constructed for the sole purpose of slam-dunking directly in your face
Interests: Jenga