How does one properly prepare for dating Lady Gaga? Pretending to be a werewolf on a WB CW show is probably as good as anything, right? You've got the mountains of fake fur, the buckets of fake blood, the screaming teenagers, and the extremely wooden dialogue- it's practically the same thing!

But let's say you're over the age of 15, and therefore have never seen "The Vampire Diaries"? Let's catch you up on the fun, exciting life of Taylor Kinney before Gaga lays her eggs in his belly and he's never heard from again. [photo via]