DON'T Throw Up In The Cab/House/Bar
As we acknowledged before, you may very well end up booting tomorrow. Such is the reality of aggressive day-drinking, and we all know the inherent risks of even thinking the word "Jägermeister." Yakking is sometimes the cost of doing business, and doesn't even have to mark the end of your evening if you can rally effectively, but one way to ensure that you've ruined everyone's fun is to launch a stomach rainbow right into the middle of your buddy's living room. If your own night is over, so be it, but you have no right to drag everyone else down with you. So if you think you're on the verge of a "
reversal of fortune," do everyone a favor and stumble to the nearest bathroom/alley/forest and wait for nature to take its course. We thank you in advance.